The Spoons That Are My Ears!

Another story of mine has recently appeared online. Here's the link:

http://www.fragmentmagazine.co.uk/reddiesel/bonus.html

I'm too miserable to say too much these days, but to be fair I did just say that!

A new story of mine can be found here:

http://www.ookami.co.uk/html/the_impregnable_fortress.html

One day I shall have to compile a list of all the stories I've got online. There must be dozens of them by now!

I've just finished writing my latest book, The Mermaid of Curitiba, and I've just e-mailed it to a publisher. It's a nice feeling, writing a book. This is only the twelfth time I've ever done it. Other things I've only done twelve times include: eat a raw carrot, play a chord on a banjo, get older by one month each year.

Things I've done less than twelve times include: ride a horse, gatecrash a rabbits' party, listen to a Beta Band album. Twelve is an interesting number. Yes.