The Spoons That Are My Ears!

Not much has happened in the past week. I thought about including a picture of 'nothing' to illustrate this lack of activity, but I'm not sure what nothing looks like. I know what it doesn't look like, but that's not especially helpful. I therefore include a painting of a giant coffee pot on a rather boring landscape instead. It's a terrible painting, but I did it last year and the statute of limitations has expired, so I can't be blamed for it now.

I'm still working on my 500th story and expect to be doing so for a while yet... I have also been putting some new chapbooks together... According to the publisher of Mister Gum, the book has now been published, but I won't blog about it until I receive some copies... I have agreed to judge the BFS short story competition... I recently started a new blog devoted to flash absurdist fiction, a project that will consist of exactly 100 short tales by various writers. It is open to submissions but there's no payment involved, little status and almost no readership.