The Spoons That Are My Ears!

Oh no! Not more fables? Not another ebook of them? I'm afraid so!!!

Join an absurd host of aardvarks, ghosts, pirates, flying jellyfish, hospitals made of lemon jelly, yetis, rhino cops, slobbery kisses and many more entities in the continuing quest to learn absolutely nothing truthful about life or why we are here! Includes a bonus fable in verse at the end!

Available as we speak from Smashwords for the fabulously small sum of $0.99. Or from Amazon for the equally trifling amount of £0.77.

I'll try not to write any more fables in the future, I promise!