The Spoons That Are My Ears!

The more I share, the more I give; the more I give, the more I take; the more I take, the less I ask for. Simple!


My best novel is available to pre-order... It's a signed limited-edition and you can even appear in your own 'deleted' scene for a few extra bucks, with a percentage of the proceeds going to charity. But I've mentioned this before. Clink on the Meteor House link for more details or if you want to buy the book.

Don't make a monkey out of Stringent Strange. He's an apeman!