The Spoons That Are My Ears!

I have almost finished writing The Further Fangs of Suet Pudding. For some reason, I find writing about the apeman test pilot Stringent Strange very easy. The ideas come without asking, cascades of them, and the prose races along like some sort of experimental airspeed-record-breaking plane, perhaps the Supermarine S.6B with its Rolls-Royce 2,300 hp engine... Anyway this new novella will only be available for free to readers who buy my novel The Abnormalities of Stringent Strange from Meteor House and if you want to actually be a character in the story, you only have until Friday to buy a 'deleted scene' (with part of the proceeds going to the Animal Aid charity). Thanks!