The Spoons That Are My Ears!

My self-published ebooks have done OK in the 18 months or so since I started putting them up. Not brilliantly but not badly. I have twelve available at the moment but I am going to start taking some of them down.

Later this year I will be issuing an ebook that contains more than one million words of fiction (the longest single-author ebook collection ever?) called The Million World Storybook and it will contain most of the material in many of the existing ebooks.

I have also just submitted my fables and flash fictions to a publisher in the hope that they might appear as real books, so I'll also be withdrawing those ebooks.


However, for a limited time only, courtesy of Portuguese genius, Paulo Brito, six of the existing ebooks can be purchased as proper chapbooks. Paulo makes them by hand and he is going to mail a stack of them to me.

I can offer the following six titles as chapbooks:

* The Mermaid Variations
* Young Tales of the Old Cosmos
* Ten Tributes to Calvino
* The World Idiot
* Facets of Faraway
* The Sticky Situations of Zwicky Fingers

All will be priced at £2.99... I'll put some paypal buttons up in next blog so you can order them, if you so wish...